ADV101: Adviceology

Introduction

Hello, everyone.

My name is Olisadera (short form - O'dera...so you don't kee yasef) Maduekwe aka Oleesa. I am a final year student of Electronic Engineering, University of Nigeria(UNN), Nsukka Campus.

Right! let's get to it please... You're probably asking yourself "Why this title?", "What's with this pelzin's every every?", "Why is she so lame???" or you're like "HOMYGORD!!!" right now... yeah I asked the same questions too and exclaimed as well. BTW if you didn't ask yourself any of those questions... scrap this whole paragraph. IT NEVER HAPPENED! Okay?!

They Made Me Do It

One night, I was chilling in my room, fanning myself with hand fan (good times...yeah I know). Anyways, I was chilling when my roommates came into the room yelling "What did you choose as your address??? shebi it's Kema dot com...? hahahahahahaha... See blog name!... Geezurs" and many other irrelevant things they could have said quietly. I, as usual, ignored them - that's how they born me.

For weeks and weeks, I never asked about the blog matter - it wasn't my business - or so I thought. I heard side talks about how our VC said that any student that doesn't create a blog wee not graduate... lemme come and be going...

I was chilling in my supervisor's office one day (real chilling this time, with Wi-Fi and AC...sharp) when my class rep entered the office and he was told to announce in our class' Whatsapp group chat that we all had to create blogs for school...WTF!!! (Welcome To Facebook!?)...This happened on Tuesday, 6th June, 2017. 

I tried to create the blog isht that day but after connecting to Lionet@ict_electronics successfully, I forgot and checked my ********* downloads. Then, I remembered that I had rehearsal for a contest that I enetered earlier... so I left.

Yesterday, we were told to submit our online course registration forms as we were late on that day or the next. Our academic adviser and my project supervisor added that we all write our UNN blog addresses at the top of the files if we wanted him to collect the files and guess what??? I rushed to create my blog.

I got to my room at exactly 07:34 pm yesterday and the first thing I did was to go to my friend's room to make noise. Afterwards, i went to my room to create the blog. I asked my roommate to epp my ministry and she said "It's easy... if you open it, you'll see how to do it." I took a deep breath and smiled at her (CRZY...I am). After that, I woke up this morning by 03:58 am wondering if I rolled my eyes all the way to sleep.

I got to class this morning sha and submitted my file - without the blog thing... yeah muhahaha. At the end of the day, you're reading this so I guess I obeyed the school thing... I created my blog oh well.

Conclusion

I have been taking my 5-year course one day at a time not rushing my days - not that I can sha - and now I have less than two months till I reach the end of this chapter in my life, it would be quite foolish to mess up now. 

As much as you can try to obey the school rules whenever, however they come and whatever they may be. We are human beings and are believed to have the capability to adapt to changes in our environment. 

#SayNoToYourInnerAnimalness #GetSenseAbeg

BTW please follow me on instagram @oleesa_madduks

Also, please follow @unvoice on Instagram and vote for me by liking my picture. I am contestant #6. Teinks so so mush... kilzzes!